Monday, February 27, 2006

Incoming Wave 18110: Colonel Grainger

To: Major Jungmao Hong (ret)
From: Colonel Grainger
Re: Greenleaf incident
Date: 18110

Jungmao:

What the fuck were you thinking? Do you realize the shitstorm you stirred up on Greenleaf? You KILLED 7 locals, put 8 more in the hospital! Three from headshots, 2 from GRENADES, and 2 from various injuries. From the looks of things, 4 of them never even got off a shot. Law enforcement doesn't shoot first! I thought you were here on the part of a bounty hunt, not some kind of killing spree! One of the fuckers HAD HIS HEART RIPPED OUT!

Now I've got the local government breathing fire at me, and since you've left orbit, you're under Alliance jurisdiction. I think I can smooth it over, but you're facing 7 counts of murder unless I get some credits to calm this down. I'm going to need about 3000 to make sure it's done correctly. Two of the men you killed were wanted, so I was able to prove this was a law enforcement action gone wrong, but Jesus Buddha Christ on an antigrav board, what were you thinking? The war is over! I recongnize your signature in this, just like at Du-Khang. No matter what I do, there's gonna be a mark on your record. Law enforcement isn't gonna look too kindly on you from now on.

I sincerely hope you were simply taking advantage of the terrorist action, and not in league with them. If I get wind you were working with the terrorists, I'll have no choice but to put out a warrant for your arrest. And you don't want to end up on the other side of the law.

Wave me with an account number so I can get this cleared up. Your credit is good with me, but this is the last mess I'm cleaning up. Next time you pull this shit, you better be on some podunk rim world. Either that, or you've got to stay within the law!

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